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Pluralism Run Amok
When everything is "true", then the real Truth means nothing.
Mattel's Newest Ken Doll: All Pimped Out!!
Toys sure have changed, and not all for the better.
Today's Winner Of The Biased, Brainless And Callous Award
Time to point at and mock the dumbest opinion of the week.
Connecting The Dots
Who knew what, and when did they know it, about Maj. Nidal Hasan?
Monday Madness XXXIII
Who says there's nothing to look forward to on Monday's?
Confession Rocks!!
Amazing, amazing grace.
Caption Contest #13
It may be too early for Christmas, but it's never too early for a caption contest.
Friday Night Funny
A bit of humor before the weekend...
Fiscal Irresponsibility
Care for some pork with your breakfast?
If Blogging Gets Light This Month...
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Pluralism Run Amok

I'm not so sure we're living in a pluralistic society as much as we are living in an insane society. There is a push to obliterate the differences between men and women, or is it men who used to be women, or maybe it's women who want to be men, and they all want taxpayers to pay for their sex changes...it's getting confusing. The traditional view of marriage is being assailed - we are expected to accept that a "love" between two homosexuals is equal to (and some have tried to argue it's better than) the love between a husband and wife. In fact, AFAIK, some places have even struck the words "husband" and "wife" from state forms and such.

Then there are the concepts of people wanting to have sex without babies (abortion, contraception, sterilization, etc), and others wanting babies without sex (IVF), and then are people who are having sex with no chance of ever having babies (homosexuals). It seems that the folks who are having sex in order to have children are looked at as the bizarre oddity circus freak nowadays.

And then we come to religion. Some want to eliminate it entirely from the public square. And by "it", I mean Christianity. There have been lawsuits to have the words "under God" stricken from the Pledge of Allegiance. No crosses in cemeteries on federal land. Take "In God we trust" off of our currency.

But the culture, being crazy and schizophrenic, is also demanding the right to express religious beliefs (as long as it's not Christianity, of course). Since the beginning of November, there have been several stories where religious beliefs have made the news. You've got the story of the Massachusetts man who was fired because he told a fellow employee (who didn't work with him, but was visiting from another location) he thought her upcoming same-sex marriage was wrong. He said she was hounding him throughout the day about her so-called marriage, practically goading him into a response, and when he finally did respond, she filed a harassment suit.

Then there was the story from the Telegraph UK, where a man's climate change beliefs was afforded 'religious belief' legal standing from a judge. The man claimed he was fired because of his environmentalist beliefs. Actually, this might be a good thing, because if global warming is legally treated as a religion, then it cannot be science - scientists, atheists and the like always tell us that religion and science are incompatible. So, thanks judge!

And finally, there's this story from today's Telegraph.uk.co: Police Worker Fired for Backing Psychic Investigations, Claims Religious Discrimination.

Alan Power, who has been a member of a Spiritualist church for 30 years, argues that his belief in the power of mediums should be placed on a par with more mainstream religious and philosophical convictions.

He has already secured a legal ruling that his principles are covered by laws designed to prevent religious discrimination in the workplace, and is now seeking to prove that they were the reason for his dismissal.

Mr Power's case follows a landmark ruling last month that environmental views should be considered equivalent to religious and philosophical beliefs, following a legal challenge by a green executive at a property firm.

At a tribunal in London, Mr Power will claim that Greater Manchester Police broke the law by sacking him for believing that mediums should be consulted in criminal investigations.

In an initial judgement seen by The Independent, Judge Peter Russell said that the case had merit because his Spiritualist views "have sufficient cogency, seriousness, cohesion and importance" to be covered by the Employment Equality (Religion or Belief) Regulations 2003.

The judge wrote: "I am satisfied that the claimant's beliefs that there is life after death and that the dead can be contacted through mediums are worthy of respect in a democratic society."

While I agree that a person's beliefs ought to be respected, and that discrimination ought to be discouraged, at what point does this become even sillier than it is now? If all religious beliefs have equal standing before the law, then what happens when one person's religious beliefs come in conflict with another person's? Which gets preference? (The Massachusetts story pretty much answers that). And what happens when one's beliefs come into conflict with the law? What then?

Of course, if someone's religious beliefs call for the murder of innocent people, and they act on it, there is a legal structure and precedent. For instance, Nidal Hasan should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, even if he claims his religious beliefs were the motivation for the shootings. IMO, he should be executed as a war criminal, but that's beside the point. Similarly, bigamy laws supercede Mormon teaching of permitting multiple wives.

So evidently, these rulings seem to be limited to just the workplace. But is the law being equally applied? In England, there were several stories over the past year of a couple nurses getting fired or suspended for asking patients if they would like to pray together. Were they reinstated? Were they allowed to return to work? I don't know.

One of my customers has a significant number of Muslim employees. They have designated several spots in their building as prayer rooms. They installed special foot washing stations in the rest rooms. That's all well and good - so how about a chapel for the Christians?

What if a person's beliefs requires the sacrifice of a chicken at noon on the third Wednesday of each month? Who's to say that isn't a valid religious belief? Would an employer be expected to fulfill that request so as to avoid a religious discrimination suit?

If Christians are expected to check their beliefs at the door when they show up for work, then so should everyone else. The psychic cop can summon the dead on his own time. The True Green Believer can impose his environmental tenets on his family, but leave them out of the office. The lady 'marrying' her girlfriend? She should keep it to herself - religion is supposed to be private and personal, right?

These stories are just the latest examples of attitudes towards "Christian privilege". Believers in Christ have been at the top long enough - we've had all the advantages, the preferential treatment, the best seats in the house. Apparently, it's time for us to be brought down to size. Christianity is no better than any other belief system, I guess. Raelians, environmentalists, psychics - shoot, they're all equal, right? Living in a pluralistic society must mean that every belief system must be accepted...except for Christianity. Like GK Chesterton once said: "These are the days when the Christian is expected to praise every creed except his own."

Well, when these fringe beliefs and superstitious fads start setting up hospitals, opening schools for underprivileged children, when they send missionaries to the indigent, when they perform selfless acts of charity to the poor, when they display a consistent ethic of defending life, when they stand up to evil, when they save an entire civilization, perhaps they'll have some merit. But until then, their "religious beliefs" betray an immaturity that demands acceptance from all, and shows none towards all.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Mattel Newest Ken Doll: All Pimped Out!

As parents, we remain ever-vigilant to ensure that our kids are prepared to handle the secular culture's immoral and degenerate portrayal of sex. For the most part, we try to protect them from harmful influences while they're still too young to understand. Television shows, as well as the advertisements, can be near occasions of sin. Video game and movie ratings are unreliable, and seem downright deceptive. The internet...well, we all know about the internet. And the public school system, despite their assurances of providing sex-education materials that are 'age appropriate', seems hell-bent on overruling parental rights when it comes to this issue.

Let's face it - the culture is opposed to every Christian sexual ethic. It's even showing up in kids' toys.

Introducing Sugar Daddy Ken from Mattel.From parentdish.com: Barbie Palm Beach Daddy Ken is a Real Doll (emphases mine)

The Internet is all abuzz with news of the Barbie Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken Doll. Retailer Entertainment Earth is taking preorders for the doll, scheduled for release in April 2010.

Indeed.


A word of explanation -- in this case, the phrase Sugar Daddy does not refer to the candy bar.
Urban Dictionary describes the term thusly: "A man (usually older and well-off) who financially supports a younger woman (or man) in exchange for sex and companionship.

Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken won't be alone in Florida with his little white dog (readers of the site Topless Robot think the pooch should be named "Precious"). The doll is part of a series called Barbie Palm Beach, which includes the Barbie Palm Beach Swimsuit Doll, the Barbie Palm Beach Caftan Doll, and the Barbie Palm Beach Coral Doll, which is the most expensive offering at $174.99. The least expensive of the line, the $14.32 Barbie Beach Party Pool Playset, is sold out at the moment.

We truly hope it will be in stock soon. Otherwise where
will Palm Beach Sugar Daddy Ken dunk his pedicure whilst sipping his third Sex on the Beach?

Okay, to be fair, the article mentions that this doll isn't being marketed to kids. Which makes me wonder - who is the target market? Alright, alright, I'm not wondering per se; I'm not that naive. But it's just wrong on so many levels - and who's to say it's not going to end up in some kid's collection anyhow? So how would any parent explain to their daughter (even worse to their son!) what 'Sugar Daddy' means, and that no, they can't have the gay Ken. And no, you definitely aren't getting a green sport jacket either.

And what's next? Ken's "Provincetown Pals"?

Now - if Mattel is truly interested in expanding their line of dolls, there remains a large untapped segment of the population. I have an idea that will sell like crazy, especially among readers of AoftheA, and would be a huuuuuuge money maker. And if Mattel turns this down, then I may just become an entrepreneur.

Introducing The Heresy Collection: dolls of dissent, action figures of apostasy. The Priscilla Priestess Doll would be launched first, complete with two bundles of kindling, a rope and a Scripto Aim 'n Flame.


Sure, it's a one-time ex-communication - but think of the repeat sales!

Next in line would be The Pope Joan Doll (including a pink Popette-mobile) and The Helga and Uma German Bishop Doll Set (with river boat for ordinations). The Priscilla accessories would be included with both. Oh, and can you imagine the fun you'd have with The Plowshares Social Justice Nuclear Missile Depot Protest Action Figures - with dual rolls of barbed wire fencing, wire cutters, colorful protest signs and 2 GI Joe MP's to arrest and interrogate the trespassers? I'd buy two of those - one to keep in the original packaging, and the other to teach my catechism class the difference between real justice and plain ol' nuttiness.

Of course, there would be an Orthodoxy Collection, too. I mean, who wouldn't want a Fr. Corapi Action Figure, right?

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Today's Winner Of The Biased, Brainless and Callous Award

Leave to the liberals at Commonsqueal to ignore the murders of 13 people stationed at Ft. Hood, and focus on feminism, of all things, and spin it about the upcoming LCWR investigation.

From the Commonsqueal blog: The 'New' Feminism?, by Cathleen Kaveny

As I was catching up with the news this week, I came across this account of the police officer--the female police officer who stopped the rampage at Fort Hood in Texas.

And then I read this story of Cardinal Rode admitting that the reason he’s launching an investigation of women’s religious orders is that he wants to combat “a feminist spirit.”

What is “feminism”? The term is notoriously contested.

Is this police officer a self-identified “feminist”–I don’t know. I do know that she has managed to make good, and full, use of the gifts that God gave her–to protect those more vulnerable than she. And I know that anyone, male or female, who puts their life on the line to save other people is a hero.

Will it still be possible to raise girls–women–in the Church who admire that police officer for living out her own unique vocation as a woman -even if it isn’t theirs?

The latest glittering example of abject idiocy posing as journalistic wisdom. Only a liberal Vatican-hating, anti-traditional rag of a magazine could look at the heroic actions of a female police officer and compare them to the lives of women religious - and not just any women religious, but those who will be investigated by the Vatican. But heroism is not standing against the Church doctrine of the all-male priesthood. Heroism is not promoting alternative theologies, denying Christ His unique kingship and necessity for salvation. Heroism is not assisting vulnerable girls through the doors of Planned Parenthood. Heroism is not advocating sexual deviancy. Those are examples of defiance. Obstinacy. Disobedience. Blasphemy. Scandal.

I highly doubt the survivors of this massacre, and the family members who lost loved ones, are thankful for the advances of the feminist movement. They're grateful that a police office did her job, and helped to save lives. For this writer to promote her social agenda in the wake of this attack only shows her bias and lack of compassion. For shame.

Monday, November 9, 2009

Connecting The Dots

Last Thursday's Ft Hood massacre was shocking and appalling. Thirteen people dead, and dozens wounded. And the alleged shooter, Major Nidal Hasan, a devout Muslim, was injured during the shootings and remains hospitalized. His motives are still unknown, but apparently yelling "Allahu Akbar" prior to opening fire fails to provide sufficient explanation, and the media would like us to believe he suffers from "secondary trauma" rather than a jihadist ideology.

It would be unwise to jump to conclusions about Hasan's motivations - not like what the media did when George Tiller was murdered, when they raced to be the first to declare he was killed by an extreme right-wing Christian anti-abortionist - and come right out and declare this an act of terrorism against Americans. Because do to so might inflame Muslim antipathy towards the United States and weaken the administration's peaceful outreach to the Muslim community and Muslim nations. And we all know about that Nobel Peace Prize thing - improved relations with the Muslim world was one of the criterion for its being awarded to President Obama. So there can't be any mention of [whispers] terrorism, now, can there?

But new information is starting to come out about Army Major Nidal Hasan that might be difficult to explain away:

Yahoo News reported that Hasan's imam "was a spiritual leader at two mosques where three 9/11 hijackers worshipped."

Gateway Pundit reported that Hasan's imam praised him for the shooting, calling him a 'hero'.

And Newsmax reported today that "U.S. intelligence agencies were aware months ago that Army Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan was attempting to make contact with people associated with al-Qaida."

How soon before people start asking the tough questions? How long will it take for folks to start "connecting the dots"? Could this attack have been prevented? When will the media start blaming Bush for this (perhaps they already are)?

Bottom line is this - if this attack is classified as a terrorist attack, it will be the first successful attack on American soil since 9/11. I think it's significant - and will lend evidence to the charge that our nation is not safer under the Obama administration. And there's nothing to indicate that things will change for the better.

Monday Madness XXXIII

Welcome to the latest installment of Monday Madness, the weekly feature at AoftheA, your real-life true-blue online Twilight Zone.

From the TimesOnline: Evangelical Outrage Over Play Featuring Transsexual Jesus

A controversial play which portrays Jesus as a transsexual woman was defended yesterday by its writer who has herself crossed the gender barrier to live as a woman.

Jesus, Queen of Heaven, has caused a storm of protest from Christian evangelical groups, who picketed the Tron Theatre in Glasgow when it opened this week.

However, their attacks have caused deep offence to the play’s author, who also acts the leading role. For Jo Clifford — formerly the playwright John Clifford — wrote the piece in an attempt to create greater understanding of transgendered people like herself.

The play’s opening night was attended by about 300 demonstrators. Roman Catholics joined evangelical Christians for a two-hour protest during which they waved placards and sang hymns.

Yesterday Ms Clifford, 59, from Edinburgh, expressed deep disappointment in the reaction.

“Most of it is happening because of a complete misunderstanding of what I am and what I am trying to do ... They thought awful, sacrilegious things were going to happen on stage,” she said. Her critics, she added, ought to reread the Gospel. “Jesus said: ‘judge not’.”

Ms Clifford is clear that much of the motivation for protestors is disapproval of her transgendered identity. Not only has she written the play, she also performs the title and only role.

The piece is a sequel to God’s New Frock, which Ms Clifford wrote in 2002 when she was still identified as John. Although she came out to her friends and family at the age of 50, she did not begin living as a woman until five years ago, after her partner, Sue Innes, the feminist writer, with whom she has two children, died.

While God’s New Frock was a partly autobiographical piece about Ms Clifford growing up as a male and trying to suppress her need to become a woman, Jesus, Queen of Heaven, imagines the son of God alive in the present world as a transsexual woman, and attempts to present how she would relate the parables under this transgendered identity. “I have showed the script to priests and they’ve said it corresponds to what the Bible says,” Ms Clifford added.

Which priests?

This kind of tripe that passes for "cultural arts" is blasphemous rubbish - no other way to describe it. There's more culture growing in highway rest stop bathroom stalls on the floors beneath the toilets than in a play such as this. Any gross depiction of Jesus Christ ought to be challenged in the strongest terms possible. This JoJohn Clifford, may God have mercy on his/her soul, is battling mighty strong demons, and their contempt for holiness has taken centre stage - literally.

If I wasn't busy writing the next Great American Novel, I'd write a play about a transgendered bleeding heart liberal who regrets his sex change operation, seeks absolution from his sins, get received into the Catholic Church, marries and has seven children, and then gets martyred by extremist gay activists. It'd be a heck of lot closer to the truth, that's for sure.

Rant over.

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Confession Rocks!!


It's a great feeling, isn't it?

Caption Contest #13

(Click here for previous contest winner)

Compose your captions in the combox!

Friday, November 6, 2009

Friday Night Funny

Fiscal Irresponsibility

Want to know some of the projects your kids and future grandkids are going to be paying for? We all know that that the $787B Stimulus Bill passed back in February contains more pork than Bob Evans' farm, despite legislators' assertions to the contrary. Here are some of the "job saving and creating" programs the bill provides:

- $300,000 for a GPS-equipped helicopter to hunt for radioactive rabbit droppings at the Hanford nuclear reservation in Washington state. (my personal favorite)

- $30 million for a spring training baseball complex for the Arizona Diamondbacks and Colorado Rockies.

- $11 million for Microsoft to build a bridge connecting its two headquarter campuses in Redmond, Wash., which are separated by a highway.

- $430,000 to repair a bridge in Iowa County, Wis., that carries 10 or fewer cars per day.

- $219,000 for Syracuse University to study the sex lives of freshmen women.

- $9.38 million to renovate a century-old train depot in Lancaster County, Pa., that has not been used for three decades.

- $2.5 million in stimulus checks sent to the deceased.

- $6 million for a snow-making facility in Duluth, Minn.

- $20,000 for a fish sperm freezer at the Gavins Point National Fish Hatchery in South Dakota.

- $1 million to study the health effects of environmentally friendly public housing on 300 people in Chicago.

- $356,000 for Indiana University to study childhood comprehension of foreign accents compared with native speech.

There's more items listed at the Washington Examiner article. I just wish I had contacted my congressman before this thing passed. I could have used twenty grand or so to install a putting green in my backyard. Then I would have saved a Putting Green Installer job.

Thursday, November 5, 2009

If Blogging Gets Light This Month...

...this will explain why.

I'm an official participant of NaNoWriMo. It's not like I've got nothing to do, mind you. But I've always wanted to write a novel, and there's only one thing that provides inspiration and emboldens determination.


A deadline.

What's NaNoWriMo? It's short for National Novel Writing Month, and the goal is to write a 50,000 word novel before November 30.

So here goes nothing. I have a vague idea of what I want to write, so I'll let the characters drive the plot and my job will be trying to keep up. I'm considering putting a widget in my sidebar so all of you can snicker at my progress, or lack thereof. Perhaps later in the month when I have a more respectable word count.

Do you have a story inside you struggling to escape? Click here to find out more.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

California Bishops Offer Support To Deceased Nuns

Cardinal Mahony and the other California bishops issued a letter on November 2 to US women religious, in response to the Vatican's upcoming Apostolic visitation, in which they seemed to lavish praise and appreciation for all the dead ones.

Here's some excerpts, as published in the National Catholic Distorter:

He praises “the historical presence” of women religious in California beginning back in the 1800s. “I can honestly state that there would not exist our Catholic schools, hospitals, and social service outreach apostolates without you.”

The cardinal goes on to write that women religious in Los Angeles “opened the first hospital, established the first schools, and provided the first social services to those most in need.” He added that our “church’s history of outreach after the example of Jesus Christ and the Gospels would not exist today without your initiatives and creativity.”

He ended his letter reassuring women religious “of my continuing prayers and support.”

Well, this is all well and good, but the investigation concerns the living women religious, specifically those who are not opening or running schools and hospitals, but those who have broadened their social service scope well beyond authentic church teaching - exercising too much initiative and using too much creativity. You know, like alternative theologies, labyrinths, reiki, protests at nuclear missile sites and promotion of female ordination to the priesthood, too name a few. These definitely need our prayers. But support? I don't think so.

Swedish Goofballs

Gay-rights activists, in their push for legalized so-called same sex marriage, have consistently assured their opponents that the state would never force churches to perform marriage ceremonies. Of course, we don't believe them - as California voters demonstrated last year, and Maine voters showed yesterday, by defeating so-called same sex marriage ballot measures.

Unfortunately, there are some denominations who, on their own accord, proceed with the sham ceremonies anyway. All in the name of compassion and sympathy, of course. And just last week, the General Synod of the Church of Sweden approved a recommendation that the Swedish Church allow gay marriages to be performed in their churches.

From the Church Times: Same Sex Marriage Approved

THE Kyrkomötet (General Synod) of the Church of Sweden approved a recommend­ation that the Swedish Church should conduct weddings in church for both heterosexual and same-sex couples last week. The marriage liturgy will be amended slightly to reflect this.

The changes will take effect from Sunday 1 November. No individual cleric will be obliged to perform such a service, but every parish will be required to make provision for the liturgy, and to use visiting priests if necessary. The voting was 176 in favour with 62 against, and 11 abstentions.

In May, new civil legislation repealed the separate provision for registered partnerships which had been in force since 1995. It provided that same-sex couples should now have the same legal marriage status as mixed-sex couples (News, 17 July). Existing civil partners are able to convert their relationship into marriage if they wish.

The Church of Sweden has provided a formal liturgy for the blessing of same-sex registered part­nerships since January 2007, al­though informal blessings approved by the bishops began in the 1990s.

The 14 Swedish bishops have a voice in the synod, but they are not voting members. Many of them spoke during the full day of discus­sion that preceded the vote. After­wards, seven bishops published a letter that criticised the decision, saying that it “puts at risk the unity of the Church”.

I have to wonder if the Church of Sweden has its own version of the Lavender Mafia.

I also wonder if those seven bishops are paying close attention to the TAC.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Pilgrimage Of Hope

(AoftheAP) They have come from all corners of the country. Some have arrived from foreign lands. Whether by car, by air, by train or by foot - throughout the entire day, people have been streaming into downtown Chicago and congregating at Grant Park.

The reason? To commemorate President Barack Obama's landmark election victory speech, given one year ago.

But it's more than a mere memorial of that one-time event. Most of the men, women and children consider themselves pilgrims, returning to the site where they felt their prayers were finally answered. They have come back to regain the ebullient hope that rippled through the crowd of nearly one quarter million people. They have made their pilgrimage to become invigorated, to rekindle their faith, to stand among fellow believers and relive the event.

And yet, even that fails to adequately explain this herd of hopeful humanity. Like lemmings driven by instinct to fling themselves headlong over a cliff, these followers behave as if they are being called to Grant Park. There was no central organization to the commemoration, no viral campaign to alert the masses. If there was any event that could be called 'grassroots', then this would be the one. Like vultures drawn to a rotting carcass, last year's event attendees have begun to descend.

Throughout the day, AoftheA will be providing updates of this historic occasion.

10:00 AM

Byron Miggleschraum of Dubuque, Iowa had this date circled on his calendar since November of 2008. "There was no way I was gonna miss this," he said. "The atmosphere, the electricity, it was...it was electric, you know?" Byron recalled the whole day. "It was something else. I took a couple vacation days from work, drove out here and staked out my spot. People were hopeful. Everyone was tingly with thoughts of change. For one day, we were united in hope like never before, and I hope to recreate that hope, hopefully."

In fact, each returnee I spoke to had no trouble finding the exact spot where they stood that historic night, and as they came into Grant Park, they returned to that spot and stood there. There were several clusters of friends and family, and acquaintances were rekindled.

One returnee likened it to other historic events (she asked that her name not be used because she was afraid her boss would find out she wasn't really sick, and would get fired). "Of course I remember exactly where I stood! Being a Chicagoan, I've come to Grant Park many times to just stand here and relive the moment. But it's like other historic moments - you just never forget. Like where you were when Michael Jackson died, or what you were doing when Jon and Kate separated. Moments like that stick with you for a lifetime."

Unfortunately, a handful of fights broke out over location disputes - thankfully, they were resolved quickly, mainly because liberals are poor fighters, but also because they realized that anger and violence countered the spirit of the event.

Byron had removed his shoes, too. "Shoot, this is holy ground, man! Well, plus my feet hurt a bit. I had to walk from the train station because I couldn't afford cabfare. I spent all I had on a train ticket. See, about seven months ago, I lost my job, and I'm still unemployed. But I have hope, and coming back has only given me more hope. Now you have to excuse me - I need to scope out a bench to sleep on tonight."

Noon

Several thousand people are now standing in Grant Park. Mounted police patrol leisurely, occasionally chatting with the pilgrims. Officer Patrick O'Conley admitted he was a bit confused. "Well, technically, the one year anniversary is tomorrow, being November 4th and all. When I brought that up to a couple folks, they kinda got mad, saying it's the first Tuesday of November that's important, not the date. Whatever. If you ask me, they look kinda dumb standing in place, like they're waiting for something to happen. But nothing's gonna happen. I mean, don't these folks have jobs or something?"

O’Conley’s partner, Jimmie Roarkenson, chimed in. “I had security detail on election night. It was okay. Pretty peaceful. You shoulda seen the mess they left afterwards, though. Man, I hope they’re tidier this time around.”

Despite the November chill, with current temperatures hovering near 40° and a slight breeze, there's no sign of people leaving. The forecast is calling for partly sunny skies, and the sunshine adds to the joyful atmosphere. Even if the weather had turned out disagreeable, many say they still would have come. And despite the President’s sinking approval numbers, many here are convinced it’s only because people aren’t giving him a chance.

“Listen, I know about Obama’s numbers, and the polls,” said Winnifred Grumpen, a retired public school teacher. “But that means nothing. I mean, there will be over one hundred thousand people here today. That’s a lot. That’s like, most everyone. Most everyone still loves Obama. Obama is still loved – he just needs more time to do what he says he will do, and then everyone will love him. They’ll just have to.”

3:00 PM


The crowd has more than quadrupled. Many are singing the songs that were playing that night, such as "Only in America", and "Signed, Sealed, Delivered I'm Yours", in anticipation of the moment when the Obama's took the stage. A stage that has long since been disassembled and packed away. No one dared walk through the area where it once stood - as if it were the Holy of Holies, an unassailable sanctuary. Countless pilgrims laid flowers around the perimeter, and some have placed framed photographs of the president and his family. Their placement created a perfect outline of the stage.

Millicent Norquist, standing close to her husband, beamed with pride and joy. They were several feet from the former site of the stage. "Oh, this is going to be just as exciting as last year. Even without the president being here - sure, it's too bad he couldn't be here for this, but I understand. He's working hard to get me some free health care. And he's working hard to hold back the rising oceans. So it's all good." Her husband Kerwin chimed in. "Yeah, we was pretty close that night. The first family, they looked great. The teleprompters gleamed like golden lampstands. His words were sweet like Ella Fitzgerald. I still remember them - “And tonight, I think about all that she’s seen throughout her century in America — the heartache and the hope; the struggle and the progress; the times we were told that we can’t; and the people who pressed on with that American creed: 'Yes, we can.'” With that, they began that numbing chant of "Yes we can", and were quickly joined by those close by. Soon, the entire congregation was one voice.

8:00 PM

Grant Park is nearly as full as one year ago. Hawkers are milling through the crowd, selling day-glo bracelets, Obama t-shirts, and 2008 campaign banners. Some are giving away free cups of Kool-aid. People are dancing, some are making out. Most seem to have more energy than when they arrived. The tenor and tone resembled a revival on a grand scale.

Rev. Preston Derschwhipple believes this is a true biblical moment. "We are in the Promised Land, brother! We are the Chosen People, we have crossed the Red Sea and we are in the Promised Land!! Just like the good book says!" When reminded that the Chosen People wandered in the desert for 40 years after crossing the Red Sea, Derschwhipple scoffed. "Maybe in your Bible, but not in mine. Not in Obama's . His Kingdom come, his will be done, alleluia!" I asked when was the last time he had eaten something, and he shrugged. "I've been fasting since 11:00 PM yesterday, to prepare for this MO-mentous occasion. Why you asking?"


9:30 PM

Most people memorize normal things, like birth dates, locker combinations and an occasional poem. However, if it hasn’t been apparent by now, this is no ordinary crowd of ordinary people. They have committed to memory the order of the individual states' election results, even down to the moment when they were announced. When a McCain state is called out, a chorus of boos echoes across the park. When an Obama state is shouted out, the crowd erupts into raucous cheers. They are even counting out the electoral votes.

"This is just like last year!" exclaimed Floriana Nubhuckster. "I got so excited, I nearly wee-weed myself silly!! If I'm not careful, I might do so again! One thing I'm gonna tell you, though - this is gonna happen next year, and the year after that, and the year after that. This won't ever ever end!" When asked if she'll continue the pilgrimage even after Obama leaves office, Floriana waved me off. "Obama will always be my President."

Their fervor is matched only by their collective allegiance. Gestalt meets gusto. Mindhive meets mania. It was no longer a crowd of individuals, but an individual crowd. Like a flock of starlings that move as one entity through the sky – all followers.

And in less than two hours, the anticipation would reach its apex, and it would be 2008 all.over.again.

11:00 PM (final update)

"Yes we did!! Yes we did!! Yes we did!! Yes we did!!"

Three words, repeated over and over, to a cadence like nails being driven into a coffin. Hands clapping. Feet stomping. Bodies swaying to the tri-syllabic tribal beat.

Then, silence. All faces are smiling, facing the area where the stage would have been. Their lips are moving, mouthing Obama's speech, word for word. Their eyes lifted up, unblinking....as if witnessing a vision of the victory celebration....
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Man, I’m creeping myself out here.

Monday, November 2, 2009

Deo Gratias! Planned Parenthood Leader Joins Pro-Life Movement!

This is huge! Gateway Pundit reports that a director of a Planned Parenthood abortuary in Texas has joined the pro-life cause after watching an abortion procedure on an ultrasound.

Here's the story (emphases original):

KBTX reported, via Free Republic:

Planned Parenthood has been a part of Abby Johnson’s life for the past eight years; that is until last month, when Abby resigned. Johnson said she realized she wanted to leave, after watching an ultrasound of an abortion procedure.

“I just thought I can’t do this anymore, and it was just like a flash that hit me and I thought that’s it,” said Jonhson.

She handed in her resignation October 6. Johnson worked as the Bryan Planned Parenthood Director for two years.

According to Johnson, the non-profit was struggling under the weight of a tough economy, and changing it’s business model from one that pushed prevention, to one that focused on abortion.

“It seemed like maybe that’s not what a lot of people were believing any more because that’s not where the money was. The money wasn’t in family planning, the money wasn’t in prevention, the money was in abortion and so I had a problem with that,” said Johnson.

Johnson said she was told to bring in more women who wanted abortions, something the Episcopalian church goer recently became convicted about.

“I feel so pure in heart (since leaving). I don’t have this guilt, I don’t have this burden on me anymore that’s how I know this conversion was a spiritual conversion.”

Johnson now supports the Coalition For Life, the pro-life group with a building down the street from Planned Parenthood. Coalition volunteers can regularly be seen praying on the sidewalk in front of Planned Parenthood. Johnson has been meeting with the coalition’s executive director, Shawn Carney, and has prayed with volunteers outside Planned Parenthood.

This is great news. And it further proves what Fr. Pavone has always said - if more people actually saw what an abortion is, then abortion would be illegal.

Monday Madness XXXII

Welcome to Monday Madness, the weekly feature at AoftheA, where the spirit of Halloween lives on, because I want it to.

From the Daily Mail Online: The PC Brigade Think Halloween Masks Are Too Scary

The American tradition of dressing up for Halloween has been hit by political correctness.

Children have been told not to dress up as scary characters for fear their masks might actually frighten someone.

One California school has banned children from wearing fake fingernails while toy weapons of any kind, such as a pirate's cutlass, have been completely ruled out.

Even youngsters at a primary school named after Walt Disney - the creator of such characters as the Wicked Witch from Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs - have been told to tone down their costumes for their annual parade.

Children at the Walt Disney Elementary School in Burbank, Los Angeles, have been instructed to wear 'moderate' face paint, and masks of any kind are not allowed.

Many schools in the US are urging children to portray historical characters rather than past favourites, such as Dracula.

Education chiefs in many states have imposed the costume rules as they do not want to create stereotypes.

They are also worried that younger children will be scared by some of the costumes.

And in a related story, Christmas gift-giving will be discouraged because someone might feel joyful over what they receive, or become jealous of someone else's present.