Short and sweet today.
From Yahoo! News and the AP: Tennessee Couple Accused of Assault Using Cheetos
SHELBYVILLE, Tenn. – Authorities said a couple got into a fight using Cheetos. The Bedford County Sheriff's Department said a 40-year-old man and 44-year-old woman became involved in a 'verbal altercation.' Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault.
Deputies said they were charged with domestic assault. No one was hurt.
According to the Shelbyville Times-Gazette, both posted bond of $2,500.
The way this part sounds - "Somehow, the orange puffy snacks were used in the assault." - makes me think they might not have been used merely as projectiles.
3 Comments:
I've often used Cheetos in self-defense myself - but never out of anger. For instance, I have ground them into my opponeants hair, stuck them in their ears, I've even chewed them and then regurgitated the mash and smeared it onto people's glasses, I have also stuffed my mouth with them and then whistled right in their face, oh! oh! and once I emptied a bag down their shirt and smashed and ground them until they were dust. Cheetos are quite effective in a fight and you can eat the leftovers too.
Terry - you didn't strike me as the kind of guy who would fight dirty.
What a waste of a divine snack.
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