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Here is Part II of the Illustrated Progressive Catholic Alphabet:
Indulgences are a medieval practice making a bit of a comeback. In the past, the Church would grant a person points towards salvation if they donated money. Today, one only has to say a few prayers and perform acts of devotion (and maybe slide some extra bills to the bishop!), and sainthood is right around the corner! The skeleton in the picture represents a poor person who should have gotten the money instead of the wealthy bishop.
Latin is a dead ancient language that hardly anyone understands nowadays. Eucharist used to be said in Latin, but since God(de) understands English, we do Eucharist in English today. Jesus never spoke Latin either. Latin is still the "official" language of the Hierarchy, which is one reason why few people understand what they talk about.
Part III of the IPCA (letters M-S) will be released sometime soon.