Do You Need Protection?

Tired of wiping coffee spew off your computer screen? Worried about keyboard damage from projectile laughter while reading your favorite funny Catholic blogs? You enjoy reading the humorous blogs every day, but you fear for the safety of your computer. Face it - laughs are cheap, but computers aren't. But what can be done about it?

Until now, nothing. But fear no more! Go ahead, read and laugh and spew all you want! AoftheA SmartA** Mfg has the must-have product for you!






Introducing the Spew-Guard, a state-of-the-art shield constructed of high temperature-resistant polyacrylic. The Spew-Guard disassembles easily, and the unit is dishwasher safe. The Spew-Guard is hinged at the back, so when you want to drink your coffee or take a bite of that Lite cream-cheese slathered bagel, just tip it backwards, and then lower back into place to resume your spew-free lurking! The padded shoulder harness ensures a comfortable fit - in fact, you won't even know you have the Spew-Guard on, it's that comfortable!

Say hello to the Spew Guard, and say goodbye to your coffee-stained monitors and gummed-up keyboards! Order now! Several sizes available - from small to extra-large. Trim available in black, white and fetching mauve.

(Illuminated reading glasses sold separately)