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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

The Solution

A friend emailed this to me - how to eliminate the body scanners and TSA enhanced pat down procedures, while providing 100% safety....

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports:

All we need to do is develop a booth that you can step into that will NOT X-ray you, but WILL detonate any explosive device you may have hidden on or in your body. The explosion will be contained within the sealed booth. This would be a win-win for everyone. There would be no racial profiling, nor discrimination, and the device would eliminate long and expensive trials.

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,

"Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."