Just watch this video called "Dear Woman". It's evidence that feminism still holds sway in some parts. Either that, or it's just the latest example of how some guys will try anything to get a date. With a girl. I regret having watched it - but not so regretful as to prevent me from sharing the agony and horror with you.
WARNING: If you are male, after the 30 second mark of this video, testosterone will begin to ooze out of your eyeballs and you'll start to feel weak and light-headed. After one minute, you will seek out comfort food. Past the halfway point, you may experience an uncontrollable urge to watch "Sleepless in Seattle" over and over again. If you make it to the end, run, don't walk (provided you aren't comatose or something) to the nearest DVD rental place and get the entire Die Hard series, or some Sean Connery James Bond movie (definitely not Dalton or Brosnan - that will only make the conditions worse), and watch right away!! Band of Brothers will suffice, too.
If you are female, you may be thinking that there aren't any real men left on the face of the planet. Rest assured there are - like, the kinds of guys who poke fun of videos like this:
Those "men" are several letters shy of a Y chromosome.
Naturally, something this ridiculous deserves a response. Remember Dan from "Dan and Fran"? This time he's joined by his pal Stan to (hopefully!) make amends for that awful "Dear Woman" video.
Instant "Acts"ess
