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Friday, April 29, 2011

Progressive Catholyc Pick-up Lines

The other day, The Badger Catholic linked to a Twitter thread listing "Trad pick-up lines", and he posted his ten favorite ones. Such as -
"Look, I know you're not interested (in) me personally, but how about some Redemptive Suffering?"

"Excuse me, is this seat vacant?"
This begs the obvious question - what would Catholyc pick-up lines sound like?

"Hi - I saw you from the other side of the room, and I was filled with an immediate call to action."

"How 'bout you and me go prove that Humanae Vitae is over-rated?"

"Wanna come to my place and see my autographed Joan Chittister picture?"

"Has anyone ever told you that you'd make a beautiful womynpreest?"

"Heaven's missing a theological construct meant to represent the interactive force of cosmic reality, and I think I just found her."

"I feel like I'm in a labyrinth because I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"If the spirit of Vatican II had your body, the church would be in way better shape."

"If the Church ever ordained you a woman bishop, I'd let you lay hands on me."

"I have an extra sign for the ordination protest at the cathedral. Interested?"

Got suggestions? Leave 'em in the combox.