"Look, I know you're not interested (in) me personally, but how about some Redemptive Suffering?"This begs the obvious question - what would Catholyc pick-up lines sound like?
"Excuse me, is this seat vacant?"
"Hi - I saw you from the other side of the room, and I was filled with an immediate call to action."
"How 'bout you and me go prove that Humanae Vitae is over-rated?"
"Wanna come to my place and see my autographed Joan Chittister picture?"
"Has anyone ever told you that you'd make a beautiful womynpreest?"
"Heaven's missing a theological construct meant to represent the interactive force of cosmic reality, and I think I just found her."
"I feel like I'm in a labyrinth because I keep getting lost in your eyes."
"If the spirit of Vatican II had your body, the church would be in way better shape."
"If the Church ever ordained you a woman bishop, I'd let you lay hands on me."
"I have an extra sign for the ordination protest at the cathedral. Interested?"
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